READY SET GO !
Pick the month you were born in:
1 (Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb) - I robbed
3 (Mar) - I banged
4 (April)- I shot
5 (May) - I ran naked with
6 (June) - I killed
7 (July) -I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug) - I slapped
9 (Sept)- I kissed
10 (Oct)- I smoked with
11 (Nov) -I jumped
12 (Dec) - I hugged
Pick the date you were born on:
01 - a rock star
02 - a bag of weed
03 - a toothbrush
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the Trojan man
06 - a Mexican
07 - a Lesbian
08 - a whore
09 - a hot guy
10 - a gangsta
11 - my snowman
12 - a hottie
13 - a cocaine addict
14 - Chris Brown
15 - an Easter egg
16 - a snowman
17 - my ex-girlfriend/boyfriend
18 - a sexy guy/girl
19 - a condom
20 - Paris Hilton
21 - My Boyfriend
23 - cookie monster
22 - Barney the dinosaur!
24 - yo momma
25 - a pimp
26 - a spatula
27 - my boo
28 - a bowl of cereal
29 - my hoe
30 - my crush
31 - a teletubby
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because i'm sexy like that
Black - because i love weed
Pink - because i still love cheese
Turquoise - Because I Love cocaine
Polka Dots - because I am a tranny
Graphic - because I'm gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
none - because i'm good in bed
Green - because i like shoelaces
Red - because I am crazy like that
Blue - because that bum stole my taco
Navy- because i'm the bomb like tick tick
Orange - because i am a Mexican
Tye dye - because I'm a f***ing scuba diver
Purple- because the gummy bears raped me
Striped - Because I am an Italian
Yellow - Because Your moms a skank
Other - because I'm retarded
My
I ran shirtless with a teletubby because i'm sexy like that.. :D
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I stabbed Chris Brown because i'm sexy like that xDD
Der ist cool xD
I hugged a teletubbie because I am crazy like that :D
xDDDD
xD ahhah
I slapped a condom because I am gay:S awwwkssss...<3
i ran naked with a hottie cause i like cocaine:') lmfaoo
;D